I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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