ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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