After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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