He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I touched a dick in church today
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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