I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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