i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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