How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
This is the high leading the old right now
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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