Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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