Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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