i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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