I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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