Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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