Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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