If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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