So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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