the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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