my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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