You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Plan B is the new Plan A
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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