Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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