Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Just fell off a train. Bad.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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