happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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