If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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