i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
FUCK WHALES
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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