But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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