Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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