do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Randomize
