I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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