im gay
i know
yea but for you.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Pooping to opera.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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