You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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