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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"

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  go get him tiger.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack

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  This is why I love you...

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him

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