I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.