she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Slut skills are useful in every country.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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