He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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