Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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