Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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