i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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