Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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