She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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