hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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