If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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