He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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