hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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