You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I will die if light touches me.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Everything about him screamed your future.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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