Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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