Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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