dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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