They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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