Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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