I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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