it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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