I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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