you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
