Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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