Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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