their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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